excuse the delay in jumping miserable words into your eyes. it’s been busy. shirts should be on corspes now. thanks again to those that ordered. live show went went to the audience of 7 or so who were there. it has convinced me that it is a
Read more →Just a heads up, the pre-orders at Big Cartel are sold out. The left over shirts are availble from bandcamp: https://rebelwizard.bandcamp.com/merch These are getting pretty limited now….. Purchases from the shirt sales and self released titles (not prosthetic titles) will be going into flights for tour to USA
Read more →both projects will be live ready by November. if you have a tooth extraction or just want a sound track whilst being fed cherries or just tying up your shoe lace please feel free to get in touch with a request for a personal show to such
Read more →So I set this web nonsense up for direct news to you wonderful misers but a few folk requested some form of social media. I am not trying to be a precious pony or klvt/ktlv/vltk or whatever about Facehead and Instantdepressions but those realms make me feel
Read more →https://rebelwizard.bandcamp.com/merch Thanks heeeeeeeeps to those who have already pre-orders. Funds will go towards RW USA heavy negative wizard bukkake tour.
Read more →A big cartel store has been set up by the wonderful person at Prosthetic to dress some of those horrid corpses being dragged this earth realm around some drapes of negative wizard metal. https://rebelwizard.bigcartel.com/ They are pre-orders for now so it can be determined how many of
Read more →The day has arrived. All 12 of you have not been waiting for it but here it is. The second unicorn private parts of heavy negative wizard metal are emptied upon thy earth filled with demented bloated sub humans. Here: https://rebelwizard.bandcamp.com/album/voluptuous-worship-of-rapture-and-response Streaming and other links here: http://smarturl.it/RebelWizard_nm
Read more →“Shot within the Wizard’s home of Sherbrooke Forest. We catch a rare glimpse of the Wizard drunk off his astrals on Unicorn semen during one of his daily rambles. Filmed by high priest video alchemist DLA-ALM. Watch the wretched negative metal Shaman waste his time off his chops
Read more →Ok ok, due to the many requests for CD versions of physically unavailable early heavy negative wizard metal releases, they are now available for ordering via bandcamp: https://rebelwizard.bandcamp.com/merch Hand drawn cover art from the Wizards mangy fingers. Each version will be unique and personalized…anything else, just ask….
Read more →I was honoured you chose me, my wonderful companion. No, that’s not rain but the wizards tears. Farewell JN.
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