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The last majestical drops of the very last known extracts of the  unicorn mystical mayonnaise are being preserved within the next Rebel Wizard LP. Finally, the elixir is safe within the pressing of heavy negative wizard metal LP.   The two singles for the upcoming album are

New song is now being played as a summer loving anthem down at Invisible Oranges as was intended. With many majestical thanks to Jonathon RoseOfThor and I/O. I hope you find love this summer and that my winter will live in harmony with your whatevers. It’s here: http://www.invisibleoranges.com/rebel-wizard-premiere/

And the trumpets from the from the anus of heavy negative wizard metal limbless angels has begun! We have rolled out the urine soaked carpet for and begun to crawl, using eyelids, towards the date of 08/17 /2018– Release date for ‘Voluptuous Worship of Rapture and Response’ Pre-orders

A mystical miserable magical seed will be planted for the rootless tree of Negative Wizard Metal upon this date…… oh, is this some kind of Prophecy of those soaked in the urine of their own foreboding? perhaps…um, well, yes. it is.  

Let’s look upon what’s happen most recently…. The last release was a Rebel Wizard ep called ‘Great addictions to blindingly dark, wordly life’ – this was a digital release only on Prosthetic Records. Commentary for press purposes were as such: “I forgot about this one, mostly as